Just For Gags! If Nigerian Musicians Were Students, This Is How They Would Have Behaved In School
Let’s take a look at some of our musicians and judge, with their ways of life, the kind of students they would have made in school.
PS: This piece is not intended to insult anyone, it is just for laughs alone.TERRY G – One hell of a noise maker and beatboxer in the class.KOREDE BELLO – One very childish but handsome kid that senior girls take as school son.REEKADO BANKS – Joined the school and took the first position by surprise within some months.OLAMIDE – Causes commotion in every end of the year party for not given the first position.MAYORKUN – Took a test his first day in school and had the highest score, now all eyes on him.P-SQUARE – The twin brothers that are always causing trouble in the class.DAVIDO – Likes to brag about his father, flaunts wealth & brings a bottle of whisky in the class room everydayPHENOM – Very obedient student but came to school once & never showed up again.YCEE – One of those thugs that sit in the back inside class discussing which girl to toast next.WIZKID – So obsessed to girls in the class, almost all girls are crushing on him.VECTOR – Nobody understands him as he shows up in school once in a month.SKALES – Always wearing fancy clothes and gold accessories to school but wouldn’t be able to afford snacks during break.MI – The genius that’s always excelling in english subjects, he motivates people to pass.DON JAZZY – Oldest in the class, loves food a lot, always shouting he is a boss and a hell of a bully.ICE PRINCE – Performs averagely in class, but bags awards for the school.KCEE – Likes to draw nonsense on the chalkboard.TIWA SAVAGE – Bad girl who twerks in front of the class even though she has a boyfriend in the other class.TEKNO – One cheese boy that girls fall for. Always busy with his dancing crew and never comes for classes.PATORANKING – One hell of a stoner and caught almost everyday smoking weed inside school farm.YEMI ALADE – Yellow bone queen that his always looking for boys.SIMI – One freaky dirty girl with the torn clothes, but has a sharp mouth.REMINISCE – One of the most wanted gangstars in the class. Always talking about broken bottles but never broke one.VIKTOH – Just one chronic failer, so dumb gets zero in every exam.BANKY W – Teaches other students, but hardly passes examinations.SHAYDEE – Nobody notices him in class even though he moves with the biggest and most brilliant boys.KISS DANIEL – That very cool, calm and very brilliant guy in the class.FLAVOUR – The loner, goes alone to the sports field everyday with guitar to sing loudly to himself.CHINKO – Just one disturbed noisemaker but always passing exams without reading.IYANYA – Likes to take his shirt off and shows his chest to impress girls.EVA – The lesbian and has a knife in her schoolbag, no girl messes with her.TIMAYA – Always got hiccups and lazy to speak.LIL KESH – He is brilliant, hardworking but very vulgar and hell of a late comer.D’BANJ – Doesn’t listen to the teacher, feels he knows it all & never bring books to class.9ICE – One hardcore Yoruba boy, a big dreamer and likes to fantasize, wants to join school politics and becomes senior prefect boy is school 1.DIJA – one spoilt student, small girl and always rude to her seniors.ADEKUNLE GOLD – The shy and quiet guy, has a crush on a girl but can’t speak to her.PHYNO – Noise maker and impossible to be heard when talkingYUNG6IX – Likes to hide other students study books, very unserious and unstable, but has better grades than the serious ones.2FACE : The teacher that impregnated most of all the students……– Eduregard